Emergency Preparedness Buffs Gifts

'Now what?'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Emergency Phone.

Emergency exit into Space

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Prepper Dog

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

Emergency Underpants

Disasters

"My God, now what?"

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Fire Assembly Point

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

In case of fire call yourself.

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

In case of fire, change subject.