Emergency Prep Enthusiast Gifts

Searching for a gift for the emergency prep enthusiast? Our collection features witty and practical items that bring humor and style to any disaster readiness setup. Whether they’re stockpiling supplies or just love being prepared, these unique products blend function with fun. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the prepper spirit, making their emergency kit a little more cheerful and a lot more personal.

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'By the way, there's a seminar next weekend on how to slide down the pole.'

'By the way, there's a seminar next weekend on how to slide down the pole.' mockup

'By the way, there's a seminar next weekend on how to slide down the pole.'

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"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured." mockup

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

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Natural Disasters

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Emergency Phone.

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A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass." mockup

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

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"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!" mockup

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

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Prepper Dog

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Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System. mockup

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

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'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.' mockup

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

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'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.' mockup

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

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'Relax. This is only a test.'

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Tsunami Evac Route

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"My God, now what?"

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Paramedics.

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Disasters

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'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.' mockup

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

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Emergency Underpants

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We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time. mockup

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

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'Oh - It's you.'

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'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon mockup

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

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Why dogs hate CPR.

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'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.' mockup

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

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'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!' mockup

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

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'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.' mockup

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

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"I've got a pulse!"

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'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.' mockup

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

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Fire Assembly Point

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"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?" mockup

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

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"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

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"We ran into a marathon."

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Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help. mockup

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

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"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?" mockup

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

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'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.' mockup

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

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Emergency Prep Enthusiast Gifts Collection

Emergency Prep Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed specifically for emergency prep enthusiasts—perfect for daily motivation or a humorous surprise.

Emergency Prep Enthusiast Pillows

Find the perfect comfy companion for their prep space or living room with our humorous and stylish prep enthusiast pillows.

Emergency Prep Enthusiast Prints

Enhance their shelter with our exclusive prints that celebrate being prepared—ideal for workspaces or prep stations.

Emergency Prep Enthusiast T-Shirts

Check out our selection of T-shirts that boldly showcase the prepper spirit with playful and witty designs perfect for any gear collection.