Emergency Planning Enthusiast Gifts

'Now that's service! Our insurance agent is on the way!'

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"Call me a pessimist if you like, but i have a bad feeling about this whole thing..."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

Emergency Phone.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Emergency exit into Space

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Prepper Dog

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Emergency Underpants

Small Government Is Here

Paramedics.

"My God, now what?"

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Fire Backwards.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'