Emergency Planning Gifts

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

In Case of Emergency Break Glass

In Case of Emergency Break Glass.

Break Glass in an Emergency.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Emergency Phone.

'I'm on my way!'

Emergency exit into Space

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Frontline health workers

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Decontamination

Prepper Dog

Tsunami Evac Route

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

Paramedics.

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"My God, now what?"

Emergency Underpants

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Hiker Followed By Paramedic