Emergency Preparedness Gifts

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

'Crisis Management Training'

"Actually, I'm all ready for the pandemic. I still have everything from Y2K, SARS and the West Nile."

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

In case of fire, change subject.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'Now what?'

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'C'mon, Steve, let's just get this CPR class over with.'

Let's make up a thorough plan first!

'I think it's ridiculous! There hasn't been a flood in this area for fifty years!'

His and Hers In Case of Emergency

"A perfectly working medical alert button! ...But no one ever heard it!"

Spam - best before end of world.

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

"Didn't you hear? There's a flash flood warning in effect!"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Preparing for the Apocalypse Line

Power outages

'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!'

"I learned my lesson after Katrina and the BP oil spill. Basically, it's be ready for just about anything."

In Case of Accidents

'It's the plumber ... '

Emergency exit into Space

This has been a test. If this had been an actual emergency - you'd be dead. (radio warning broadcast)

Natural Disaster This Way...

McFEMA to the rescue.

School of Diving

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'Does he know something I don't?'

"Call me a pessimist if you like, but i have a bad feeling about this whole thing..."

California: In Case of Fire Break Glass and Dial A Prayer.

"Earthquake? You need Tracy Island, this is Tracy Emin Island."