Emergency Preparedness Week Gifts

"I guess that bone's a goner..."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Emergency Phone.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Prepper Dog

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Days without an incident.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Emergency Underpants

"My God, now what?"

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

D.I.Y ladder

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...