Fire Prevention Week Gifts

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

"Love your ambiance!"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Days without an incident.

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'The casserole didn't make it.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Forest Management

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

Fire Assembly Point

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter