Fire Drill Day Gifts

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Love your ambiance!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

No Smoking.

Letsby Avenue

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

"Fire down."

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'Anyone that needs further proof can see Carl after the meeting.'

The discovery of fire and comedy

"Madam - with this new 'Automatic Fire Delivery System', rubbing two sticks together will be a thing of the past...!"

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

The boys were delighted, when Jed showed them an old fire eating trick with a flaming arrow.

'The stove must have been on for about four days. The neighbors said that's about how often you came home.'

History Of Fire

'Of course you can play with fire Dear...'

'Obsolete: Any state of the art equipment you bought last year for $250,000.'

'Doc, I feel completely burned out.'

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

'Wait until the tobacco companies hear about this!'