Fire Drill Forgetter Gifts

'Well, it's a LITTLE frustrating...no one pays any attention to the fire drills!'

"You like yours well done, right?"

Burnt or Raw?

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"Be careful — these plates are hot."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Athens wildfires

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"OMG, Stuart! Are you trying to set the house on fire?!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"My memory's terrible these days"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Forest Fire Hazard

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

"I forgot my phone."

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

Acme Windows - In case of emergency, please replace glass

Fire at the British Museum

"I'm not having a nice day."

Puppetry for the damned

January 6: Carol discovers the stash of Christmas gifts she had bought back in August and completely forgotten about.

Fire Dreams of Microwave.

'Honey, can you put the cat out...!'

'Sorry about this, but I lost my wife's grocery list.'

"The hell with the past --- I'd like to put the future behind us."

Be sure not to leave the groceries in here overnight again.