Flag Forgetter Gifts

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Flags

US and the EU

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

World Cup Fever

Lucky Stars.

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Flag Kryptonite

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Polar Sovereignty?

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!

I can't lie to you while I'm standing in front of a flag, your honor

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

Destabilization of the EU and US

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

Supreme Court strikes down DOMA.

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Israel-Palestine conflict.

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

Hang in There!

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

Thank your Lucky Stars