Flag Forgetter Gifts

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Flags

US and the EU

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Lucky Stars.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Polar Sovereignty?

Supreme Court strikes down DOMA.

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

Destabilization of the EU and US

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Israel-Palestine conflict.

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

Hang in There!

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is serious. We have now fallen behind Japan in the manufacture of American flags."

Thank your Lucky Stars