Firefighter Appreciation Day Gifts

'The trouble is all we ever do is firefight.'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Defence Cutbacks.

Thank you

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

I knew you wouldn't want your signature on such a messy looking letter, so I signed it myself.

"Forget about the raise."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'Benson, when I asked for your 'undivided attention', I meant that more as a figure of speech.'

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

"I have no idea what it is you do around here, but whatever it is, keep up the good work."

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

'On behalf of the entire staff, let me thank you for breaking up that meeting.'

"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."

Bigger shoulder for medals

'You shouldn't do work you don't like. That's why I'm delegating mine to you.'

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

Burnt Out Dolls' House

"Of course, the smoke detectors never stop in hell!"

'Friend or foe?'

The cost of wildfires

Mournapalooza

'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.'

"No-one nit picks like you..."

"Where's the fire, pal?"

'Everybody's a critic'