Firefighting Enthusiasts Gifts

'Bill really wishes the department could afford to replace the extension ladder.'

The firefighter cares!

'I'm sorry, ma'am. My computer says our fire station has been closed down by Boris Johnson.'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Burning love

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

USA Putting Out Fires

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

California fires and Coronavirus

Pizza Rescue.

The man who discovered smoke

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"