Firefighting Aficionado Gifts

"Leave that bit."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out here like this.'

Woman escapes with cats.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The New Normal

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Burning love

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

USA Putting Out Fires

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Pizza Rescue.

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

The man who discovered smoke

California fires and Coronavirus

Fire Backwards.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'We need a taller ladder, chief!'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

Artist displays painting after escaping fire.