Firefighter Fanatic Gifts

California fires and Coronavirus

Woman escapes with cats.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The New Normal

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

The man who discovered smoke

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Heroes

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"That's not fighting fire, it's wasting water!"

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

The cost of wildfires

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

Dog prank

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

"I got my wish!"

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.