Firefighter Fan Gifts

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

'It went out again. Talk about unfriendly fire.'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Global warming and forest fires

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Woman escapes with cats.

Turkish Democracy

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

California fires and Coronavirus

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"Is the light bothering you?"

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Look out for his low punches.'

Heroes

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

No hitting below the belt!

'Such petulance!'