Firefighter Fan Prints

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

'It went out again. Talk about unfriendly fire.'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Global warming and forest fires

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Woman escapes with cats.

Turkish Democracy

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

A Little Extra

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

California fires and Coronavirus

Fire Backwards.

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Is the light bothering you?"

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'He has a great left hook,'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'Look out for his low punches.'

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn