Firetruck Fan Prints

Fire Backwards.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Heavy meals on wheels

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Bip."

Tree Squirrel

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

St. Patrick Drives the Steaks out of Ireland

Dog catches UFO

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Sticks are fine, but you get spoiled by the beauty and grace of chasing a frisbee.'

Useless car accessories.

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"I guess the rollout of my discovery, fire, could have gone better."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

'I would have settled for a toy.'

Smoking Firemen.

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

"Og is our VP in charge of rubbing sticks together."