Firetruck Fan Prints

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Heavy meals on wheels

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Tree Squirrel

"Bip."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

Dog catches UFO

'Sticks are fine, but you get spoiled by the beauty and grace of chasing a frisbee.'

Useless car accessories.

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Smoking Firemen.

'I would have settled for a toy.'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

"I guess the rollout of my discovery, fire, could have gone better."

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

"Og is our VP in charge of rubbing sticks together."

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

The devil makes work for idle hands...

Global warming and forest fires

You can't beat a good cup of tea!