Gunfight Fan Prints

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

"Frankly, I'm a little uncomfortable with how fast this relationship is moving."

"You need glasses, Roy."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Woman escapes with cats.

Turkish Democracy

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

A Little Extra

Draw!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'He has a great left hook,'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn