Gunfight Fan Mugs

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

"You need glasses, Roy."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Turkish Democracy

Woman escapes with cats.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Draw!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'He has a great left hook,'

Heroes

'Look out for his low punches.'

Really big bang

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Such petulance!'