Gunfighter Fan Mugs

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Turkish Democracy

Gun laws US

Woman escapes with cats.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

A Little Extra

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Draw!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Bang!"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

California fires and Coronavirus

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Gun Ego

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'