Gunfight Genre Fan Mugs

Draw!

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

The Lawman

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"Bang!"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Gun Ego

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'