Gunfight Genre Fan Gifts

Draw!

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Gun laws US

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

The Lawman

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Gun Ego

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'