Gunfighting Gifts

Billy the Kid

Low Noon.

Oswald was a very methodical gunfighter.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Woman escapes with cats.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'Remember me?'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Draw!

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Burning love

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"You're afraid of what?"

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

A street fight.

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Martial Arts

Pizza Rescue.

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

USA Putting Out Fires

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'