Gunfighting Gifts

Billy the Kid

Low Noon.

Oswald was a very methodical gunfighter.

Woman escapes with cats.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Remember me?'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Draw!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Burning love

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"You're afraid of what?"

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

A street fight.

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Martial Arts

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Gullboy and Pigeonman

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

USA Putting Out Fires

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Pizza Rescue.