Gunfighter Gifts

Just go ahead and draw - I can't hit the broad side of a barn lately. Naw, I ain't really in the mood today. Low Noon.

Shooter uses silencer for gunfight in library.

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Woman escapes with cats.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Gun laws US

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

The New Normal

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Artists of the wild west.

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Draw!

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Especially modified you say..."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."