Peaceful Gunfighter Gifts

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Gun laws US

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Artists of the wild west.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

Militant Pacifists

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'It's a silent protest.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."

Gun Ego

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

A new factor now coming between?

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets