Gunfight Guru Gifts

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

With an itchy trigger finger, shoot first then scratch.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Artists of the wild west.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"I'm using a silencer!"

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'Damn it, he's lawyered up! By the time this works its way through the courts he'll be out of season!'

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

Men shooting both claim the same bird

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

Going shooting

Anniversary of Capture of Gibraltar

"I reckon that Christian Aid lot are pushing them anabolic steroids!"

Obama Sells Out to Both Sides in Syria

Just go ahead and draw - I can't hit the broad side of a barn lately. Naw, I ain't really in the mood today. Low Noon.

'That's why i never wear my mobile phone next to my gun.'

'Abe knew that 'Black Jake' was deliberately trying to draw him into a gunfight, and there was nothing he could do about it'