Gun Magazine Guru Gifts

Dead ducks

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Homo Gamus

'I could do that.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

The Rise of Modern Art

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Whack-a-molecule

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Prawn Amend

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Creative accounting.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'