Gauge Guru Gifts

"He shows enormous potential."

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

Tartine

Apples for sale

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'But what is the universe for?'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Best Before 5th Pint.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Organic Soldering.

Bashful in Nashville

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"welcome man cave."

Newton's Cradle Solar System