"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."
Guzzle Guru Gifts
Looking for a gift for the Guzzle Guru? Whether they're a homebrewer, craft beer enthusiast, or just love a good brew, our collection of witty and charming products will make their day spark. From funny mugs to decorative prints, find something that matches their passion and sense of humor effortlessly.
Pounding speeds up the computer.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
The Computer Bore
'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'
"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"
"Google car."
"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"
"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."
'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'
"Now that's what I call customer service!"
CEO with SEO
"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."
It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.
Evolution.
Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.
Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'
'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'
'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'
"I give up. Where's the power button?"
'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'
e-shoes
Walking Luggage.
'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'
Mac OS 20
'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
Guzzle Guru Gifts Collection
Guzzle Guru Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for Guzzle Gurus—funny, clever designs that make every coffee or beer break special.
Guzzle Guru Pillows
Find playful pillows that add humor and comfort to their favorite relaxing spots, perfect for any beer enthusiast.
Guzzle Guru Prints
Decorate with stylish and humorous prints that celebrate the Guzzle Guru’s passion for beer, adding personality to their space.
Guzzle Guru T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to the Guzzle Guru’s love of craft beer with witty slogans and lively illustrations.