Gas Guzzler Guru Gifts

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Gas Guzzler Owners' Support Group.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Oil shock.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

I think I can...

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

The five inhospitable gas giants

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Gas eyedropper.

Buried Rubbish

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

Spin for Oil.

Farmer Problems

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."

Helium Parachute

Losing Money on Gas.

Addiction: high gas prices.

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"