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I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!
Shall I cough on your tires while I'm at it?
GAS PRICES AT PUMP
Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders
'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'
"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"
Oil shock.
Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'
The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?
Gas prices up.
'Do you have poop points?'
Gas eyedropper.
Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...
"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"
Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads
'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'
Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.
Oil Profits
"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."
'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'
Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.
"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."
Grades of booze
'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'
Addiction: high gas prices.
Petrol.
'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'
'This one has a tiny amount of unleaded petrol in it.'
'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'
That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.
"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"
'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'
'Make sure you get unleaded...'
'Dad, think about all the money in the tanks of those automobiles out there.'
'Are you out of your mind - can't you see I'm buying gas.'
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