Gas Guzzler Admirer Gifts

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Employee of the Month Parking

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Oil shock.

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Suppliers Accounts - "You'll have to be more careful, that's the second time this month you've paid an invoice on time."

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Internal Combustion.

Car traffic.

Don Alahambra

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

Puss n' scoot.

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"She's been acting like that ever since she made her home energy efficient."

Kangaroo in a plane.

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!