Gas Enthusiast Gifts

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Critical Ethanol report

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"Gas, is it the future?"

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

"But is it renewable...."

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Woo-hoo!"

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

Kids' energy levels

Nuclear energy?

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'I felt the earth move as well, it's the Fracking operation up the road.'

Middle Eastern Crisis.