Laughing Gas Aficionado Gifts

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

Nitrous Oxide ban

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

US Energy Needs.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

'I can't turn it off.'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

Diesel Prices

Recycling chip fat.

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

"... I slow for petrol"

LOLpalooza

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'

Rob Brydon

Charity for Petrol.

"What's that unusual scent?" - "It's exclusive, it's petrol."

Fossil fuels, Dinosaur horrified to discover petrol station attendant pouring petrol from his tail

Courteous Self-Service.

'Are you out of your mind - can't you see I'm buying gas.'