Laughing Gas Aficionado Gifts

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

Nitrous Oxide ban

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

US Energy Needs.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

'I can't turn it off.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

Recycling chip fat.

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

Diesel Prices

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

"... I slow for petrol"

'Are you out of your mind - can't you see I'm buying gas.'

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

Courteous Self-Service.

"What's that unusual scent?" - "It's exclusive, it's petrol."

Fossil fuels, Dinosaur horrified to discover petrol station attendant pouring petrol from his tail

Charity for Petrol.

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'

SUV has a drinking problem.

Fossil Fuel