Gas Guzzler Aficionados Gifts

SUV has a drinking problem.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Oil shock.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Gas prices up.

The Finger.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

'Do you have poop points?'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

Oil Profits

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Addiction: high gas prices.

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

Grades of booze

Petrol.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

'This one has a tiny amount of unleaded petrol in it.'

'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

'Dad, think about all the money in the tanks of those automobiles out there.'

"What's that unusual scent?" - "It's exclusive, it's petrol."

'Are you out of your mind - can't you see I'm buying gas.'