Gas Guzzler Aficionados T-Shirts

SUV has a drinking problem.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Oil shock.

Gas prices up.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

The Finger.

'Do you have poop points?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

Oil Profits

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Addiction: high gas prices.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

Petrol.

Grades of booze

'This one has a tiny amount of unleaded petrol in it.'

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

'Dad, think about all the money in the tanks of those automobiles out there.'

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

"What's that unusual scent?" - "It's exclusive, it's petrol."

April Fool/April Fuel!

'Are you out of your mind - can't you see I'm buying gas.'