Gas Guzzler Enthusiast T-Shirts

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

US Energy Needs.

Oil shock.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Short Memories

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

Gas eyedropper.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Diesel Prices

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Oil Profits

Pot of Gold...

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Car Pools.

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

"You're not going anywhere to drill for oil - I have the keys to the truck!"

"... I slow for petrol"

Grades of booze