Gas Guzzler T-Shirts

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

Why the modern day 'Prodigal Son' won't get far.

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Addiction: high gas prices.

Gas Prices.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Oil shock.

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Thank you for not droning on about the English

The Finger.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Gas eyedropper.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Hibernating bears in airing cupboard.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Helium Parachute

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

Fuel Crisis Panic Buying

Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Balsamic Vinegar, Veal Stock

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

SUV has a drinking problem.

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

"The government has sent some guidelines as to how er can cut our carbon footprint down..."

"My other car has lower emissions."

'Ozonhole!'

Pot of Gold.

Doomsday Media Story.