Comedic Gas Guzzler T-Shirts

"Good news - my boss won a lot at poker last night, so if you can wait, we're going to lower the price."

'Been waiting long?'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Now cut that out!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Oil shock.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Herb garden

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

Chickens watching a lady sew seeds.

Addiction: high gas prices.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Farmer fighting off snail

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

'Call me crazy, Earl, but I get the feeling those ducks were expecting us!'

"Careful lad, these cliffs can be treacherous following the picnic season."

'Frankly, it's anticlimactic.'

Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Balsamic Vinegar, Veal Stock

SUV has a drinking problem.

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'