Comedic Gas Guzzler Gifts

"Good news - my boss won a lot at poker last night, so if you can wait, we're going to lower the price."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Been waiting long?'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Now cut that out!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Oil shock.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Herb garden

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

Addiction: high gas prices.

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Chickens watching a lady sew seeds.

Farmer fighting off snail

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

'Call me crazy, Earl, but I get the feeling those ducks were expecting us!'

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

'Frankly, it's anticlimactic.'

"Careful lad, these cliffs can be treacherous following the picnic season."

Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Balsamic Vinegar, Veal Stock

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

SUV has a drinking problem.

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"