Gas Guzzler Enthusiast Gifts

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

US Energy Needs.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Oil shock.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Gas prices up.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Short Memories

'Do you have poop points?'

Gas eyedropper.

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Pot of Gold...

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Oil Profits

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

Diesel Prices

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Car Pools.

"You're not going anywhere to drill for oil - I have the keys to the truck!"

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'