Laughing Gas Lover T-Shirts

'Busy day?'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

King and Jester

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

Hydroponic Gardening

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'I can't turn it off.'

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

'You are here' T-shirt,

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

"It's just the milk talking."

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Isaac Newton's brother, Bobo, discovers levity.

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

Ross Noble

Fish Pedicure

'Summited Mount Everest, did you? Was that just the one time?'