Laughing Gas Lover Pillows

'Busy day?'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

King and Jester

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Hydroponic Gardening

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'I can't turn it off.'

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

'You are here' T-shirt,

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

"It's just the milk talking."

Fish Pedicure

'Summited Mount Everest, did you? Was that just the one time?'

Parroting