Laughing Gas Guru Pillows

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Oil shock.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

The five inhospitable gas giants

'I can't turn it off.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Gas eyedropper.

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

Losing Money on Gas.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Helium Parachute

"This material is 80% recycled."

New Uses For Excess Coal

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

Beaches by a power station

Oil Cuts.

'I'm normally optimistic, but here lately, every time I look at the gas gauge, it's half empty.'

Just another day at a British Petroleum cafeteria.

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

Helium (tanker truck)

Your eyelids are growing heavy … heavy … when you awake you will have fewer teeth and fewer dollars … and you will feel refreshed … I don't know why, but that's why hypnotists always say. ?

Smaller car beats SUV on fuel consumption.

'I don't want your car... I just want the gas!'

'Busy day?'

Woke up an hour later, cavity filled, teeth cleaned. (woman has shot man with a tranquiliser dart).

Doomsday Media Story.

"No, it wasn't the California wildfires... He was trying to light the pilot on our stove."

"...two fifty...THREE dollars...three fifty...FOUR dollars..."