Laughing Gas Guru Pillows

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Oil shock.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'I can't turn it off.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

The five inhospitable gas giants

Gas eyedropper.

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

Helium Parachute

"This material is 80% recycled."

Losing Money on Gas.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

New Uses For Excess Coal

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

'I'm normally optimistic, but here lately, every time I look at the gas gauge, it's half empty.'

Beaches by a power station

Oil Cuts.

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

Helium (tanker truck)

'I don't want your car... I just want the gas!'

'Busy day?'

Smaller car beats SUV on fuel consumption.

Woke up an hour later, cavity filled, teeth cleaned. (woman has shot man with a tranquiliser dart).

Doomsday Media Story.

"...two fifty...THREE dollars...three fifty...FOUR dollars..."

"No, it wasn't the California wildfires... He was trying to light the pilot on our stove."

'Anaesthetic is a big hammer on the NHS.'