Gas Enthusiast Pillows

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Critical Ethanol report

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"But is it renewable...."

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

No Stream One Supply Stops

Big oil.

Kids' energy levels

Nuclear energy?

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

Middle Eastern Crisis.

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

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