Fuel Enthusiasts Pillows

'Oil! Uranium! Coal! This is the best Christmas ever!'

'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'

Will work for fuel.

Petrol.

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I love my motor.

Filling up.

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

Short Memories

'Do you have poop points?'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Iranian Oil

Fat Reduction Clinic.

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline