Future Fuel Enthusiast Pillows

Oil on Mars.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Sea weed harvest.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Snake in the grass...

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

US Energy Needs.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Bio Fuels.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I love my motor.

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

I think I can...

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline