Alternative Fuel Aficionado Pillows

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

Man, I was a hybrid way before hybrids were cool.

Recycling chip fat.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

US Energy Needs.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Bio fuel bread.

I think I can...

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Gas prices up.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Wrong pills

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Iranian Oil

'Well I did install the borehole quite deep...'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."