Alternative Fuel Aficionado Pillows

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

Recycling chip fat.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

US Energy Needs.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Bio fuel bread.

I think I can...

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Gas prices up.

Short Memories

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Wrong pills

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Iranian Oil

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

'Well I did install the borehole quite deep...'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Sports futility vehicles