Green Fuel Enthusiast Pillows

Natural gas

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

US Energy Needs.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Bio fuel bread.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

I think I can...

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Gas prices up.

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Iranian Oil

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

Pot of Gold...

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."