Green Fuel Enthusiast Gifts

Natural gas

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

US Energy Needs.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Bio fuel bread.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

I think I can...

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Short Memories

Gas prices up.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Charging Station

'Do you have poop points?'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Iranian Oil

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

Pot of Gold...

Sports futility vehicles

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'